Ah stap boi. I went to Spideal on a stag and it was probably the best laugh i've ever had. We got a minibus out from Galway one Sunday and half way there the bus stopped and in walked a little dwarf and handcuffed himself to the stag who was my best friend. We went out to Spideal and went to 1 of the local pubs. The locals nearly fell off their bar stools when they saw little Jimmy. They thought he was a fairy. We quickly exited the bar because Jimmy was getting too much attention. We went to another bar a mile down the road. When the bus pulled up there were around 50 auld lads looking out the window waiting for the little man. I swear to god. I was dying laughing. One lad was onto Jimmy about a fairy fort out the back of his house and would Jimmy know of them. Jimmy was like "I'm a human being, not a mystical creature."
Some lads from the pub before then tried to kidnap Jimmy back to the first pub in a coal sack so we had to get out of Spideal. Poor aul Jimmy who works in a record store in Kilkenny is still traumatized from the events.