O'right, since everyone loves Chuck Norris Jokes:
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice, and still hasn't found the End of the NextColony Universe.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris he is playing Next Colony and you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris does not make Bunker Upgrades. Because Bunker is also no protection from Chuck Norris.
- NextColony is actually full of orbiting groups of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris is not mining uranium, his roundhouse kicks can power fleets forever.
- Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, football and nextcolony-- in that order.
- The only way to find Aliens is in NextColony, because we are alone in the universe. We weren't before Chuck Norris went on his first space expedition.
- Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children. Instead, he rules over all Time and Space - also in NextColony.
- They say: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every destroyed ship, there is Chuck Norris.
Hope you like some :))