I have no freaking idea how the TV and bits are connected at home. I can change channels up and down on the remote but if I accidentally hit whatever button I can never get back out again and I'm stuffed. Dunno why a simple telly needs to be that close complicated nowadays.
That message being of course that I was sick of bankrolling her on holiday.
That's what dads are for. You didn't read that in "It's Too Late to Regret Being a Parent" why you had your first born 😉