I know you won't, because I know you and what you are thinking about tourists. The people here even won't nitice that you are a tourist ... until you order a Wiener Schnitzel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiener_schnitzel) with some sauce over it ;)
I don't know if you have eaten a Wiener Schnitzel or how you eat it, but I have seen some photos from the states where they put a sauce over the Schnitzel, and that's weird ;)
To give a !DERANGED and a !BEER is an easy and simple way for me to say thank you for being nice, and giving an additional !COFFEEA means I thank you even more, but first I have to go to the !MARLIANS !shop and buy some 😉
