ha ha......you so funny !
Back when I actually had to go somewhere to work, I kept suggesting there be at least one sink in the bathrooms with no mirror over it. I mean, each morning I got up, curled my hair, put on a little make up (neither of which I do now that I work at home).... and looked amazingly beautiful when I left the house. Somehow though, by mid-morning, the mirror where I washed my hands reflected someone else. No way I could look like that in such a short time when I was so well put together when I left the house only a few hours before.
No mirrors would have left me with my self delusion in tact. It must have been all that stark lighting in the bathrooms... yeah... that HAD to be it.