buy a million BLURT to become a Blurt Whale.
Doesn't $9 bucks buy one this?
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Fucken gold! (Also true.)
Alas Boomy, you're destined to be funding that lass for many years to come so get used to it.
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I should get used to it! I can see it all now. I bet she makes me buy her a car when she is old enough 🤣🤣
$9 might be enough. I can never quite remember how many fractions of a cent blurt is worth. I think you might need a science calculator for that many decimal places 🤣🤣
Lol, the old scientific calculator. I had one in school, had no fucken idea how to use it.
Anyway, cars, laptops (she probably already has one for school), prom dresses, university costs, weddings eventially. Financially you're probably up shit creek already as far as kid-spending goes so you might as well just fund her summer holidays as well.
Hahahah, I had one too and could never figure out what, how or when to use it. I dont think I was in the brightest maths class right enough 😀😀
I will rely on my Crypto holdings to moon and that can fund all her future stuff... oh wait. Probably not! haha
Start the countdown...and when we return...no fucken ground-kissing like that wanker Katy Perry.
She'd have gotten better publicity if she got her boobs out immediately on exiting the craft.