You know how when a professional athlete leaves their team and it gets all blown up and blown out of proportion across the media and then people start speculating and then everyone chimes in? People from all over the place start voicing their opinion as though they know what’s going on in the athletes mind and their opinion is to alter those thoughts? Am I rambling? I hope I’m not rambling because I’ve never done that, ever.

Where was I? 🤔

Oh! You can follow me if you want, I was gonna say that, don’t let me forget to tell you. I’m not new like you said you’re looking to connect with but we can pretend I am if you’d like. I’m only slightly rough around the edges... and in the middle a little bit too. Maybe on the top slightly, ok, the bottom, front and back, too, geez!

Really, though, where in the heck was I going with that opening paragraph?

See. Told you I don’t ramble which, by the way, I couldn’t imagine injuring a thumb!

Something, something, athlete, something, media, oh yeah!! I read the comments on this article and thought I was reading some professional athlete ish but I’m not—all of this excitement over a social media account, REALLY?! What’s next?? Bloodshed over polictical parties whom nobody has ever shaken hands with or personally spoken to? Nah... that’ll never happen.

This is that rambling thing I was telling you about in the first paragraph—the thing I said I never do.

Ps. About the fire for a spider thing, I think I’ll use that one now instead of my “when I burn bridges, I make sure the whole world sees the flame” because yours sounds a little sweeter, I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a good spider fire?

#satire <— for anyone who wants to bite my head off right now.

Anything beyond this sentence is justifiably a ramble, @traciyork, so I have to stop now—I hope you understand.