Awesome post, Bradley. I know that we are not too far apart in age and I had a few of those types of drives home where I really did not remember driving home. (Both of those were due to tequila) and a number of drives which are now known as "Buzzed driving".
Not to mention that the legal limit was 1.0 where it is now 0.2. I am always thankful that my actions never harmed anyone. we used to have a saying when I worked in the ER, It is better to be lucky than smart!