All Puns Intended

in #steemitcentral6 years ago

Some humour are straight forward. You see, or hear them and you burst out laughing. Some humour are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour in them.

Whatever humour works for you, it is great. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Actually, it is when times are hard that you need your humour most.

Come what may, Life goes on. So, we might as well just relax, and take it easy – laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of the everyday life better. Hopefully, the following puns will bring on a chuckle or at least a smile.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Pride must be a summer thing, because it comes before the fall. - Jarod Kintz

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Men do make passes at girls who wear glasses, it depends on their frames.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.

Leopards! Be ready for a spot check!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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LOL some good puns there, i do believe Laughter is the best medicine

LOL some good puns there,
I do believe Laughter is
The best medicine

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