Maybe she thought I said hell hole and was talking about her mouth. Nice lips but ferocious voice that didn't seem to match. Like nature bought random human parts at a yard sale that day, or something.
I can't believe my forehead might just be one big typo. The blisters help blend everything together so I don't think most people notice much when they're done staring at me. I suppose I could maybe buy some gauze?
As for the conspiracy theory. NO COMMENT. I'm sure they're watching.