I said hello to a random the other day and she pounced. Came at me with a lit cigarette, asking what the hell my problem was. I tripped over a snow bank and that's when she got on top of me. She burned the word SWIN into my forehead and I don't know what the fuck it means.
I added my classic, "And that's a good thing where I come from," after thee shit.
You showed her and no mistake!!!
Maybe she meant to write SWAN because of your graceful neck? She will rue that day, I think.
Have you ever noticed that things like this also happen in the SNOW which seems a bit too coincidental letters wise for my liking
Maybe she thought I said hell hole and was talking about her mouth. Nice lips but ferocious voice that didn't seem to match. Like nature bought random human parts at a yard sale that day, or something.
I can't believe my forehead might just be one big typo. The blisters help blend everything together so I don't think most people notice much when they're done staring at me. I suppose I could maybe buy some gauze?
As for the conspiracy theory. NO COMMENT. I'm sure they're watching.
They are always watching. It is why I pick my underthings with such care each morning. One mustn't disappoint even when playing the game.
Have you tried looking in the mirror whilst standing upside down? It might read better that way?
Have you tried looking in the mirror whilst standing upside down? It might read better that way?
That's how I masturbate and no I haven't seen an improvement.