1. I should have recorded my laugh
I just imagined Mr. Sun's face when he saw this. In Venezuela, I was one of the actors in this image:

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And believe me, I know how much this might hurt some people.
2. There you go.
Tip: For those who have errors with the obsolete interface of Steemit, sometimes the image is not loaded from the direct link. Try downloading the image, and using the Steemit upload server, that worked for me.

3. I don't like May, but I love it even more than Steemit
I left that platform in March, and believe me, I'm not going back where we're not welcome. Revolution!
