Yeah, we have been talking about these before - they all seem to leave their brains at home. Maybe because of the weight they are allowed to carry with them on the airplane ;)
If one engages he gets !ENGAGE 100 from me, if one is thirsty I give him a !BEER and in the morning he gets a !COFFEEA instead, but if he is !DERANGED I will send him to the !MARLIANS !shop where he can buy anything he wants 😉