Yeah I thought I'd keep it simple, because to me it is quite simple. I don't think I'll try to get Dan's attention with this post though. It's just whatever, I was rambling thoughts and I doubt it's what they're looking for. An official post about it would have been too short.
And yeah I'm actually surprised most folks didn't account for the real reason why shit tickets are so rare. I spent a few years in retail and plenty more in logistics so to me it's just common sense.