What's up with that?!
More penises will save STEEM!
Everyone knows that.
Over the years, the penis has been portrayed as something unfit for society. It's often hidden away, tucked into uncomfortable positions, and only gets to come out to play when someone has given the penis permission to do so. If it itches, you have to pretend that's not happening, especially in public, because there's a list full of perverts and you'll get added to it if you're not careful.
You know what I'm talking about. Just try to cross a border. "Have you been convicted of touching your penis in public? Piss in any alleys lately? Boxers or briefs?"
Imagine not being able to go to STEEMfest because your penis was itchy.
It's no wonder we don't have enough penises here; it's simply too dangerous for penises. Many penises wouldn't even know what to do with something like a blockchain, because where do you even put it?
But in order to have a strong economy, penises are required.
Lots of penises and lots of vaginas coming together means more penises and vaginas.
You can tell, just by looking around, and not seeing any penises; something must be done! Before it's too late.
The penis is repressed and just look what it's doing to the value of the token!
It's my theory that if I walk into a retail store and whip out my cock, I should be handed a gift card worth $100 in STEEM.
That would make things easier for all penises. Penises need things to be easy.
Those things would be flying off the shelves!
Trust me! I'm an expert.
We need more penis incentives, clearly.
We need to make this easy for the common penis because penises are usually only good for one thing but society can change!
If we just embrace the penis, allow the penises to grow, make the penis feel at home, for sure STEEM will moon.
It's so painfully obvious. Not enough penises.
It's something to think about.
Have a nice day.
