Hello and welcome to all the readers.
Yes, i know, the first thing that came to your mind is 'it's disgusting'. Well i agree, it's not the topic everyone wants to talk about.
But, the truth is everyone farts, in their own way.
Ladies, i may say would disagree, as the saying goes, we don't fart we poof.
That is not 100% true, i agree to disagree. Let's leave it that way :-)
Farts is a natural body process of removing tokins.
Farts come is various types, durations and odour.
Long ones, short ones, noisy ones, stinky/smelly ones, deadly ones, musical ones or combination of more than one.
The noisy ones are the ones that cause more awkwardness. But combined with stinky/smelly ones is bad and embarrassing.
At an average, a normal human farts 5 to 15 times a day. Most are odourless, and mainly air built up in your body.
But, if you a frequent flyer, then it's better to consult a doctor to find the underlining problem.
To avoid embarrassment, most people hold it, till they are in a safe space to release it. But, that is not good as it leads to stomach aches and other alignments.
Also, just to note, even after doing your deed in a safe space, smell has it's own way to follow you, by sticking on the clothes.
The best way to avoid this, is to do the deed, butt naked :-)
99% of the time i don't hold it back. But, in some cases i do hold it till i reach a safe space. That may sound like me being a disgusting individual, but that is how it is.
Also, i cannot go butt naked everytime whenever i get the urge to go boom boom :-)
The other funny thing i have noticed is many people blame the deed on their pets or someone else in the room.
It's gets funnier when there are only two people in the room or it's only you and your pet.
I don't have pets. But i will confess that i have blamed others in the room. But, sadly it doesn't work always :-)
The type, duration, smell etc, can tell you about your health. I came across an article which talks about it.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/explained-six-types-of-farts-and-what-each-of-them-can-tell-you-about-your-health/photostory/94560741.cms?picid=94560782
I will end my post with a funny quote:
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. -- Kurt Vonnegut"
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/fart-quotes
Thank you for reading my post.
Have a nice day.
Farhad
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