A right funny bunch!
Ah yes, they think no they're a right funny bunch these do! They somehow found our kids bath toy letters and used them to write crude messages on the floor!
In fact it was even worse than that, as you'll can see, he weed on the floor too!
Zero manners and zero class. Well If ya think Frosty was bad, wait till you see Snowy... That's right, he's only mooning me!
So that's one weeing on our floor, one mooning us, what could Jingle be up to? Bullying Seb that's what, pointing at him and calling him a Fat Sod.
So there you have it for this evening from the little hell raising elves in Chez Ablaze.
What will they get up to next? Who knows, who bloody knows.
Are any of ye doing Elf on the shelf?
What are the best Elf on the shelf ideas you've seen?