Agreed, except for the vegemite. Although, since I haven't had that peculiar Australian paste, I can't say for sure I'd hate it.
(to the tune of It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones)
It's not peculiar to eat Vegemite on toast!
Hahah I love that, we need to do a Suno perhaps..
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It’s not peculiar to eat Vegemite on toast,
When you’re born down under, mate, you love it most!
Every breakfast table from the bush to town,
Has a little yellow jar being passed around!
It’s not peculiar to spread it nice and thin,
Too much for a newbie is a deadly sin!
Butter first, then just a little black delight,
That’s the way Australians do it right!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—
Put the kettle on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—
Breakfast can’t go wrong!
It’s not peculiar to crave that salty bite,
First thing every morning feels exactly right!
Some folks just don’t get it, and that’s alright…
We’ll keep our Vegemite tonight! 🎵