Bad joke of the (Satur)day - An octopus joke

in Weekend Experiences2 days ago

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A finely crafted dad joke can be a thing of beauty. But that's rare and mostly dad jokes are bad; really bad. This one is no exception.



Bad joke of the day:

Question: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Answer: 10 - Tentickles.


Do ya get it? (If not you might be retarded or brain dead.)

Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in the comments below if you like.



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I your always get your bad jokes, a confirmation that they are truly bad.

Lol, well you must have discerning taste in jokes. 🙂

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Love it. I was never much of a dad joke guy. But when I did tell them they were more politically incorrect than dad jokes. My boys had a good vocabulary early. :)

Who doesn't love a politically incorrect joke! Well, snowflakes I guess, but other than them...universally loved.

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Lol I'm not sure if it's worst this one or the last one, they are both terrible!

I'm on hurry this morning, kid around so it will be for next time for mine

If my jokes don't get progressively worse...am I actually progressing?

They should make fall the balls even further every time!

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That's an excellent one!

Excellently bad.

Haha that’s a painfully good dad joke 😄 His humor is very simple but really works well. Tentickles is such a clever pun! Thanks for sharing it it brought a little smile to my face and got my day off to a great start

Cool, thanks for saying so.

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That's really a bad one, before seeing the answer, my mind has traveled to many places.

Here is mine:
My alarm clock just doesn't understand, My bed and I are in a serious relationship, but my alarm clock insists on breaking us up every morning.

Alarm clocks can be brutal huh?

Yeah, but not the all time.

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This caught me tickled 🤣 nice one!
I used to hear lots of jokes from my dad too, but gotta have to translate them in English.

Yeah, most dad's have jokes to share.

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The key thing for children isn’t whether the joke is good or bad, but that Dad’s giving it a go. Have a lovely Sunday. Best wishes.

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Lol... It got me tentickling too...
😂😂😂..
Glad bad joke💯

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