Well, there is this old polish "joke":
A tourist in mountains sees a highlander sitting next to his hut, with a dog for sale.
So he asks him for the price and highlander says "100k $"
Tourist is like "WTF, is he crazy?" and leaves. On his way back he sees the highlander but the dog is gone. So tourist asks what happened and the highlander answers that the dog was sold.
"What, for 100k $?!?!?!?!?"
"No, for two cats 50k $ each"
(your laughter comes here)
😶