Beautiful Dreamer Hypnotism Kit

in HypnoChain3 years ago (edited)

Fearless Leader: Moose is brainwashed, yes?
Expert Brainwasher: Moose is brainwashed, no.
Fearless Leader: Why is this?
Expert Brainwasher: Not enough brain to wash.
Bullwinkle (sticking his head out the door): I sure feel clean headed though!
-Rocky and Bullwinkle, Missouri Mish Mash, chapter "'Pleased to Beat Ya'"

The hunt is on for the Kirward Derby, a hat which will make whoever wears it the most intelligent creature in the world. Only the stupidest creature in the world can find the legendary hat so obviously Bullwinkle J. Moose is the Choosen One.

Brainwashing Bullwinkle to find the hat doesn't work but Boris Badenov has a plan B. For $2.98 he got a Beautiful Dreamer Hypnotism Kit.

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Image Source: Rocky and Bullwinkle

The hypnotism kit comes complete with:

  • A Daisy Buzzer - To get the subject's attention.
  • Hypno Wheel - To focus the subject's eyes.
  • Special Googly Glasses - For looking in the subject's eyes while saying, "Sleep. You are going to sleep."

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Image Source: Rocky and Bullwinkle

I think the kit's name is a reference to the song "Beautiful Dreamer" by Stephen Foster. Later in a supporting feature "Fractured Fairy Tales" story "Aladdin's Lamp-O-Rama" a genie of a lamp named Jeanie asked Aladdin if his name was Stephen Foster. Stephen Foster also wrote the song "Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair".