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A day trip toward Hell
The pamphlet seemed idyllic. Come to the Underworld! Round-trip tickets are ready; back by supper.
The DMV is open around-the-clock. It's elevator music somewhat out of pitch. Much shorter than I had pictured. Beautiful suit. Hell seemingly went public in the 1990s. Had to diversify. Suffering is an expanding business.
But regarding day trips to hell, the difficult aspect is getting out.
Understanding you have been taking day trips there your whole life. Every Sunday evening. Each Monday morning. Every second you remained somewhere your soul perished.
The return ticket's optional.
Most people overlook that fact.