RE: Homemade jerk chicken curry 😋

Oh if you feed us then you can't get rid of us.

I had a dog a long time ago and one day he got into my bowl of chili knowing that I wasn't able to punish him. So he ate the entire thing and it was super extra spicy.

The next day he was jumping up and down super uncomfortable and we went out for a walk and I let him off leash. Next thing you know I see him doing a full Sprint wildest dream of squirts. And of course he's screaming like a squealing pig.

He must have squirted for nearly a mile before finally being out of chili.

I miss that dog but at that moment I thought that he totally deserved it and probably learned the lesson,. But of course he's a dog so he ended up stealing this huge steak that was on the grill. That's another horrific story. Damn dog.

I had him for about a year and a half and had him exceptionally trained when the relationship I had ended and she stole him.

And as for the huge steak that was on the barbecue cooking up I thought my dog would leave it alone as it was grilling on top of some really hot briquettes.

Nope my dog stole it and started screaming so I start chasing the dog. The dog starts throwing the steak in front of him and then running over there and picking it up yelping and throwing it...

After a few tries of trying to catch him and him just hurting himself even worse.... I just had to give up and let him have it. And he did wait for a little bit for it to cool down.

After he finally finished it I had him come over and his mouth was burned pretty badly with blisters all over his gums mouth and tongue.

He ended up getting locked up so we could shift gears and I put a filet of salmon on.

Can't really blame him when that big huge steak was sitting right in front of his face on this tiny little grill....