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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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GZ!

!PIZZA !LOLZ !LUV !hivebits

What do you call a romance in a fish tank?
Guppy love.

Credit: Happy Valentine's Day
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I received the card! Thank you!