Why are farmers always winning awards? Because they're outstanding in their field. Credit: reddit @pereu4ivatel, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @hive-102040
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar Credit: playbyhive @hive-102040, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @gravitcaper