I'll trade ya... a box of multi-colored afghan blankets, circa late 60's early 70's, for your sweaters.
Remember, whilst donning the sweaters, one must also up the trauma via a fully gelled, 'Dippity Do', hair style to emulate the permanently drowned rat look.
Back in the day, I easily could have played the part of 'Waldo' in Van Halen's 'Hot For Teacher' video.
And is it any surprise why now, I sport the Boris Johnson 'do.
Always a excellent read denmarkguy!