Some Nonsense Writing

in #creativecoin4 years ago

Some prose, poetry, and philosophy. An entry into @rycharde's Nonsense Writing Contest: https://www.creativecoin.xyz/creativecoin/@rycharde/the-second-nonsense-writing-contest-the-curation-coroner-prizes-worth-30-steem-ends-sun-26-jan-day-7-of-10


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So while out looking for the shiney new thing,
We were distracted by the dog.
"You don't want to look over there," she said.
"But let's dance beneath this log."

And so we danced beneath the log on the beach,
While the cat climbed the giant's leg.
"Keep that up," said the giant,
"And soon I'll have a pirate's peg."

Then we ran away from the pirate's wrath,
And passed a monkey in a bath.
"Ooooh oooh aaah ahh,"
"This stanza doesn't rhyme quite right."

We saw some zebra's playing ice hockey;
They looked rather silly on the ice.
A great time was had by all,
Except for the puck shaped mice.

Was it a dark and stormy night?
None of us could really tell.
While we were wondering about the weather,
We all fell down a well!

"Well, well, well," said a voice from up above.
Looking up we saw the dog.
Strangely, before our very eyes,
He turned into a hog!

A thundering voice could be heard from afar:
"Bacon!" boomed the voice full of ire.
Well, the hog went running,
Fast, fast away from the fire.

Then up we climbed, out of the well,
Finally, to claim our stake.
We all wanted to end this dream,
But we were already awake!

(c) All images and photographs, unless otherwise specified, are created and owned by me.
(c) Victor Wiebe


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Your nonsense makes sense!

That's sensible! :)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

Zebras, Referees playing hockey. Makes perfect sense in a way.

I remember in Spain I happened upon a soccer game where one of the team was wearing black and white striped jerseys. It looks like one team was playing a team of referees!

Thanks a lot for submitting an entry to the Second Nonsense Writing Contest post (or one of its follow-ups). Have added a link in the recent update.
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I have to admit to reading this and not knowing it was nonsense! It was actually pretty funny and good and hindsight says it is perfectly nonsensical, but, I wanted it to work.

You really did well on this and it isn't easy being cheesy or nonsensical. You nail them both.

Good luck!

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Thank you very much! I'm hoping I cna remember one of my more bizarre dreams next time to write about.

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Howdy sir wwwiebe! lol...very funny writing and look at that skeleton! lol.

lol. That skeleton has so many uses!