Fucking outstanding and brilliant. This should be serialised as a radio show. I am keen for part 3.
This is satire at its bloody best.
Was the lottery verifiably fair? Or is that being calculated in a docker container somewhere?
He spent his decade commuting on whales so when he won the lotto fair and square, the only thing he wants to spend it on is Hive. I hear the guy is actually a lovely fella so I hope he takes this in jest . 🤣🤣
Me, pretending to be an AI:
The Haejin angle was stunning. To have a long lost antagonist return as the hero, sliding in on a rival wrc car took the podium.
The only question is, how did he start the car without his keys? I heard they were lost in something called a fork, but therr is surely a locksmith who keyed into the situation and turned that fork into an electrical, High octane mcguffin to speed us off to a thrilling conclusion.
@haejin was driving a Volvo (steady eddie ). It was his own. The rally car had hit a wall. Jesus man get with it!!
Fuck me..Volvo?! Those 6cy twin turbo wagons go faster than the hive rally class!
Particularly when its stuck in scrutineering for additional ballast in the form of hbd in the spare wheel well.