“I repent and Tristancarax sets us free?” Hydra was oozing sarcasm.

You got jokes. I don't. So, as the wizard, another four-thousand years will be added. If you are wondering how I now where you are, that is easy. The gods elevated me above them because of my awesomeness and ... Oh! damn. I just opened my eyes and I'm still on earth. The gods tricked me!